NOW THE VATICAN IS TREMBLING!

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

So, yesterday we entered the Vatican. For us, elevated spirits, no pass is needed: we pass through walls like air, because that is what we are made of. Unconditioned air, naturally, not the kind you are thinking of.

So, as we entered the Pope’s room, who, truth be told, did not get a wink of sleep while thinking about how that stupid woman over there could be destroyed… No, because I assure you that fear there has finally reached ninety.

They are seeing that everything Sister Lucia had predicted is coming true. Now the situation is getting worse.

Devils of devils, do you know what they thought of doing? This time the Lady could not be allowed any way out, because if that woman were to come out into the open, for us the Church would be finished. Hordes of scandals would come to light, and the people would cast them out as had never, never, never happened before in the history of the Italian Republic.

So, something had to be done, or still has to be done. But what?

The only way, for the moment, according to them, was this: follow her everywhere and, in any case, keep a close watch on her every move; plant a GPS tracker to make sure they never lose sight of her. Poison always and, in any case, close at hand. After all, they are very well versed in that, no, but well caught up in it, since many troublemakers had met that very fate.

Pope Luciani certainly was not the first Pope to die from poison: there were others, but we do not want to talk about that now.

They are working on planting the GPS, but it gives no signal. They cannot understand why: the brand is one of the best. No signals are coming through even from the place she broadcasts from, and they certainly know it, they know perfectly well where she lives, but they have discovered that there is a NO-FLY ZONE there.

DAMN IT, THEY ARE GETTING WORRIED, AND NOT JUST A LITTLE.

THE DRONES CANNOT GET THROUGH WITH THE VARIOUS POISONS to be scattered wherever they tell them to.

Just imagine: they have hired powerful mentalists to try to steer any possible progress toward diverting this fantastic Lady, no, but Our GOD ON EARTH.

Truth be told, they have been trying for years. Which is why the concern inside the Vatican is now extremely strong.

And I will not even tell you about certain high-sounding names belonging to cowardly cardinals, and not only cardinals, but always very high-sounding names, eh?

Do not worry, we will give you their first and last names, but for the moment we are proceeding in small steps. No, no, no, we are proceeding in the best way possible.

After all, if the GUILTY ONES, BUT WE CALL THEM THE REACTORS, IF WE NAME THEM NOW THEY WILL PROTECT THEMSELVES, but we want to make them believe that no, no, no, never, never, never would anyone ever get to them.

Entangled with powerful Mafia bosses, accommodating politicians, extremely famous bankers, and whoever else you care to add to the list, they absolutely believe themselves to be untouchable.

So, let us move on.

This morning, a filthy cardinal — not in the Vatican? We are still talking about the Vatican — knocking on the door of a newly ordained young priest who had only just crossed the threshold of the Vatican, never, never, never, never would he have expected that the hell of sex was right at home there.

A young priest who believed so deeply in God has now changed his mind. If only he were the first! There, newly ordained priests and little sisters line up to take their turn satisfying those ugly, stinking prelates and others besides.

There in the Vatican, ANUS ANUS ANUS is all the rage.

Sisters and brothers, disgusted to the very limit of their nerves, are afraid. They are terribly afraid. They do not dare tell anyone what they are required to do in the cradle of prayer.

Ugly, disgusting worms.

This one, however, I really want to tell you.

Today we played a very nasty trick on a pig of a bishop who, having summoned two naïve little sisters to satisfy his needs — no, but his perversions, yes yes yes — ended up with a nice fake penis stuck in that place.

They cannot pull it out. Obviously they cannot go to the emergency room, but their doctors, always ready to step in… even here, no, this time they too are having a very difficult time.

It got stuck in such a way that even they are astonished by how this enormous contraption managed to position itself.

My dear readers, if we were to tell you everything, but absolutely everything everything everything, truly everything, Our Most Beloved Lady would have to write day and night for years.

But do you know what I say?

Do not despair. When She comes out into the open, She will tell it all in Her own voice, and then I assure you — no, I confirm — that there will be no shortage of laughter.

The comedy there, the real kind, puts even the greatest comedian in your world to shame.

Someone might say: “So, does privacy no longer count for anything here? It is not right that you, just because you have enormous powers, spill everything everything everything, is it?”

There is a great, no, but ENORMOUS difference when it comes to those who claim to be something they are not!

That is all.

HAVE THEY NOT MADE YOU BELIEVE FOR CENTURIES THAT THEY WERE CHASTE AND PURE?? When behind those cassocks, the world of sex was, and still is, right at home there.

That is all: we expose the liars. The serial swindlers, and even those who are not serial ones; it depends on how they have behaved.

One thing is certain.

The honest, serious and sincere ones — I am not saying pure, but at least those with good intentions — must never, never, never, absolutely never fear anything.

Amen, no, but hallelujah yes yes yes.

NB: we are proud and happy with Our Lady, who writes with a calmness never, never, never, absolutely never seen before.

Amen, no, but hallelujah yes yes yes